if you wanted a more in depth introduction, here it is!

my name is magnus, or mags. i go by pickles online for various reasons -- those reasons being that 1. its funny and 2. i am him irl. it's a whole thing. i might refer to myself as magnus magdalene as sort of a made up name. my username is motherdouchebag on basically everything, but i don't really have public profiles until i get my shit together.

i turned 15 on january 21st this year. i know i'm terribly young. i swear i'm cool. i'm a freshman in high school. i've been online since i was like 9, and i've liked metalocalypse since i was 5. both rancid decisions on my fathers behalf. but i'm here now, so i guess it's okay.

i have a super complex autistic identity that'd be waaayy too much to get into right now, so i usually just say i'm a gay transmasc. it runs a lot deeper, but that's surface level shit that's easy to understand. i'm also fictosexual and objectum because of course i am. i'm not entirely human (therian, fictionkin & otherkin) so everything is just a little bit weird.

my favorite thing in the world is metalocalypse, but i also like postal, china il, athf, the venture bros, metal gear, mob psycho, saw, resident evil, silent hill, xmen, dan vs, the eltingville club, bonequest, ctrl alt del, penny arcade, homestar runner, and stuff like that. i'm a fucking nerd, is what i'm getting at here.